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Hard choices?

While it is against the law for Medicare to pay for prescriptions for  Viagra and other ED  treatments, the Health and Human Services department found the government health program paid claims worth...

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Upset stomachs.

March 17 was a day for upset stomachs  - for drinkers and nondrinkers alike, the day after St. Patrick’s Day.    Especially for those who had Louisville into the Final Four. - There was actually a...

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Presidential madness:

Barack Obama is 29-3 in his picks in the NCAA men’s tournament. The president is in the 100th percentile on ESPN.com’s Tournament Challenge, tied for 492nd out of 5,923,829 submitted brackets. So hey,...

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Returning to the madness.

Many thought unheralded VCU shouldn’t have been chosen for the NCAA men’s basketball tournament.   And now even more people think the Rams were a bad pick – they’re called USC, Georgetown and Purdue...

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53 to 41.

Connecticut may be getting the congratulatory phone call from President Obama.   But the way Butler was shooting, they should be getting a call from Dick Cheney. - Butler’s performance might have been...

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Gentleman and ladies, start your brackets.

If you’re looking for someone’s predictions to copy for March Madness, may I suggest anyone but Harold Camping. - President Obama said he is working on his men’s and women’s brackets. And Mitt Romney...

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Dropping the balls

Syracuse star freshman Fab Melo has been ruled ineligible for the NCAA men’s basketball tournament. Gentlemen, start erasing your brackets. - Iona blew a 25 point lead tonight in losing to BYU. Did...

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Day of the Dead.

Day of the Dead is traditionally celebrated November 1, the day after Halloween, in Mexico. Wonder how often it also described the morning after St. Patrick’s Day. Or this year, folks who had Duke,...

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Monday mourning brackets.

Anyone remember that Xavier-Cincinnati brawl back in December? Both teams now in the men’s Sweet Sixteen. Maybe the Pac 12 needs to schedule a few brawls. - Actually there are four teams from Ohio left...

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Gentlemen, and ladies, start your excuses…..

And if you are reading this, you are probably too late to change your brackets. “One and done” has some disadvantages and advantages. Last year’s Kentucky players didn’t get to see them raise the NCAA...

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More madness….

Theme of a lot of people’s #Marchmadness brackets after today. “One round and done.” - The “Catholic 7″   founding members of the new Big East include Georgetown,  Villanova, and Marquette and DePaul....

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Our long national nightmare is over.

Baseball’s back!   And the Houston Astros magic number is 161! - As the MLB season starts, the 2013 Houston Astros may indeed end up awful , but they will almost certainly give their fans more good...

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Going home.

Harvard and Cincinnati now have one thing in common. Neither of their men’s basketball teams will be attending class Friday. - After #Marchmadness day 1 millions are rethinking their retirement plan...

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Cinderella needs to knock off those Thursday night benders?

A 17 year old woman was bitten by an alligator in Tampa while swimming in a retention pond near a mall. When will people learn? In Florida, gators ORIGINATED the concept of “standing your ground.” –...

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Midlife madness.

Biggest surprise for casual fans who usually only watch NBA finals but tune into ‪#‎Marchmadness‬: Many white men do play basketball. – Lots of empty seats at the UAB vs UCLA second round game in...

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How long is it?

Open note to whoever leaked the NCAA tournament brackets, and thus spoiled CBS’s efforts to turn the selection show into a bloated two-hour commercial fest; mean bitch Karma wants to shake your hand....

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If you are reading this….

And haven’t pressed “submit” tonight, either you don’t care or shouldn’t you be working on your brackets? – As we approach March Madness, remember, nothing is certain but death, taxes, and Kansas...

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The bitters, or the vermouth end?

  Tough loss for Yale after a valiant comeback against Duke today. But to ease the pain guessing when they get home the players’ butlers will make the martinis extra dry. – Even with a loss, how often...

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The fat lady was humming, at least….

Texas A&M coach Billy Kennedy, when asked about their miracle comeback first said “To God be the Glory.” And God is thinking “Don’t blame me, I had switched to the Wisconsin-Xavier game.” – There...

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If you’re reading this…

Are you sure you’re finished with your brackets? – Warriors almost lose to 76ers, Wizards lose to Mavericks, and Spurs with Aldridge back lose to TrailBlazers.  WTF?  Can we blame Trump? – The Los...

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